BOO. SANJAYA. BOO.
Your hair is big, (unless you use a flat iron) your body so lean.
When you sing, I cover my ears
and close my eyes.
please stop pumping your hair up and please stop acting like a DILL HOLE when you are ACTUALLY NOT VOTED OFF.
Did you know that if Sanjaya gets through just one more week he gets to tour with the top 10 the following year?
Second of all. Bleach. You are so good, but oh so bad. Bleach, you stupid bleach, you ruined one of my favorite shirts. A shirt that I wear, all the time, when I'm trying to dress up my jeans. Lucky for you, I have The World's Greatest Husband and when I showed it to him, he looked so sad and said that it's so cute on me and that we'll go buy another one. Good guy.
Oh and Target, you ingrate, last night I bought a Disney Princess doll and a few other items. My total seemed a little lean, after driving away from Target and as I was walking into Pier One, I examined the receipt and saw that you didn't charge me the 10 bucks for the doll. I went back because, well, KARMA, y'all, and you didn't say, "WOW!" or "Thank you for not stealing!" or "You rock my world!" NOPE, in fact, you tried to scan the bar code on the doll and the smart register told you that it wasn't a valid code and you know what you told me, Target? You told me you couldn't sell me that doll!! Can you believe you said that? When I pointed out that five minutes ago I was in my car with the doll without having paid for it, it seemed a little odd that when I came back in to PAY for it, it was then that I couldn't have it, well, you actually looked into it and let me buy it. Thanks.
*Sanjaya caricature courtesy of Vote for the Worst.com