Once upon a time, there lived two bookshelves tucked inside two preschooler's closets that were FILLED NEATLY with books.
And then one dark day, the bookshelves were empty.
And there were piles of books all over the house.
The piles looked like this:
The "maid" of the house, her name is "Mommy", was deeply disturbed by the piles of books all over her home because she had just tucked them NEATLY on their bookshelves five days before.
So, to make herself feel better she bought these:
And the husband of the house, we'll call him "Awesome", served Mommy a Devils Food Ice Cream Donut on top of a massive dainty pile of soft chocolate ice cream.
And pretty soon she forgot about the piles of books everywhere and they lived happily ever after.
The End.
Did you say ICE CREAM donuts?
God is good.
Posted by: Justice Fergie | January 09, 2008 at 06:22 PM
I have never heard of these...I am staying away from them.....Sounds like your cravings are mostly chocolate...
Posted by: Rhonda (Mimi) | January 09, 2008 at 06:34 PM
Oh my! Those are dangerous!
Posted by: LeeAnn | January 09, 2008 at 06:37 PM
Next week: The maid of the house discovers chocolate ice cream donuts on top of piles of books.
Posted by: Veronica Mitchell | January 09, 2008 at 07:02 PM
What does that say about me that I think that "pile" of books looks awfully neat?! That ain't nothin' compared to book messes around this house!
What IS a devil's food ice cream donut???
Posted by: Amy F. | January 09, 2008 at 07:36 PM
Great fairy tale. Does the mommy stay skinny too? Cause if she does, I know its a fairy tale!! ha ha
Posted by: dana | January 09, 2008 at 08:10 PM
Ice cream donuts!
Where have I been, who knew?
"Mr. AWESOME", well he rocks. It can't get any better than that.
WAIT...
Sure it can, if the books magically put themselves away, in alphabetical order and you got Ice cream donuts.
Posted by: crookedeyebrow | January 09, 2008 at 09:37 PM
Oh my word...those sound dangerous...
Posted by: Thea @ | January 09, 2008 at 10:56 PM
That sounded totally judgmental. Eat the donut and use the piles of books as a footrest.
Posted by: Thea @ | January 09, 2008 at 10:58 PM
oh my. ice cream donuts. just what my pregnancy needs.
well, that and dark chocolate peanut m&ms.
Posted by: girlymama | January 10, 2008 at 07:07 AM
NICE! Is it bad that some days I wish I was preggers just so I could quit counting Weight Watchers points? :)
Posted by: Mary C | January 10, 2008 at 08:46 AM
sounds like a perfectly heavenly story.
YUM
Posted by: staciesmadness | January 10, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Ahhhhh the joys of eating for 3!;) When did they invent ice cream donuts?
Posted by: New Diva on the Blog | January 10, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Those totally caught my eye the other day in Wal-Mart. You say they're good, huh?
I like how you turned this into a fairy tale. Clever you!
Posted by: Lynette | January 10, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Must.find.icecream.donut.
Posted by: Ann | January 10, 2008 at 07:07 PM
LOL at Thea and Ann!!!
By the way, that was an excellent story with a wonderful happy ending!!!
Oh, and I need those donuts STAT. Where did you find those? I suspect it must be Heaven but I'm hoping you say something like Kroger or Walmart. That would be a much shorter drive.
Posted by: Lovely | January 10, 2008 at 08:03 PM
Those look yummy! I have never seen them before. Loved your story. :)
Posted by: The Chatty Housewife | January 11, 2008 at 12:21 AM
Yummy....ice cream...AND donuts....does it get better than that?
Posted by: Frances | January 11, 2008 at 07:40 AM
I see and I want those, but I am in pregnancy tastebud hell right now chocolate actually tastes GROSS to me right now. I wonder if they come in pickle flavor? Or just, you know, vinegar-filled?
Glaaaaaaaaargh.
Posted by: Megan(FriedOkra) | January 11, 2008 at 01:21 PM